一些無厘頭的生活分享



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醉生夢死的活著不代表真的可以解決痛苦,不過至少醉的那一段時間是“清醒的活著”。醒著的時候想什麼時候才可以醉,但醉酒的永遠不承認自己醉了🤣
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最近很多說法什麼詐騙集團盜用手機直接將所有銀行存款盜走。拉仔為了安全起見,特意拿著兩張五十去存款,說明明給了兩張一百。不過,原來他們有閉路電視,只能說不好意思我記錯了。
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小小馬國什麼都比不上別人,偏偏就是要找一樣跟別人不同的來排第一。最近新冠感染數字又飆上去幾千了。然而,去吃午飯還是一樣要排隊。到處都是人,人到處都是。話說,政府還打算接觸口罩禁令。看來很快就可以全民感染,全民自然免疫了🤣
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減肥最大的敵人就是熱量。而很多不為人知的是,其實大部份的熱量攝取,其實不一定是油脂食品。最容易下口的,就是甜品。月餅為例,一粒要整五百卡。有蛋黃的,甚至六百卡。差不多兩碗白飯啊!別擔心,正在積極減肥的拉仔這幾天吃了十二粒🤣
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至於心跳,比起兩年前好像好了很多。這東西可是無形殺手,我也不敢說自己有多健康。數字上看起來不錯,最近這一年多以來也可以去獻血,估計不是太差吧。早上散步鍛煉時最高142,休息時最低50。跟車子引擎差不多吧。平時不鍛煉,一下子超轉可能就爆引擎了😅
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二哈說:雖然我不是很會表達心情,但是我的尾巴會 🤣
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_小嘛小二哈,背著個書包去玩耍~
愉快的哼著不知哪裡學來的歌

二哈還會唱歌 🤣🤣_
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公司樓下的食堂換了老闆。這個新的,每天搞得一頭煙,食物也不怎麼好吃。最糟的是,吃好了全身上下都是油煙味。回到辦公室還要坐在美麗同事隔壁,超不好意思的。這樣下去我怕他們挨不了多久。要怎麼幫他們呢?唉!
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這是連續三個星期提早到場去茶餐室替燒肉朋友們霸位。才發現,這裡檔口越來越少了。話說,馬國的經濟真的差了很多。十年前,一碗咖哩麵還可以四塊錢。現在,沒有個十塊都別想買單走人。

拉仔的生活,其實也不過是這樣走走停停,吃吃喝喝的過著。工作方面,雖然鴨梨山大,不過還是扛著扛著又瞞過去了一個月,到時候發工資開心半天,然後又花完了,期待著下個月。

至於玩遊戲,一股腦的研究者閃爍之光。這款遊戲,其實已經有了很多不同版本,但是估計源代碼都是同一個。換句話說,如果有一款這樣的遊戲,是使用區塊鏈運作的呢?如果遊戲裡的金幣和鑽石可以當加密代幣的令牌轉賣呢?你認為會有人玩嗎?

最近,疫情好像又開始嚴重了。可是,我不明白為什麼沒有人當一回事,政府還是有辦法公佈這麼多確診呢?這裡不是中國,如果人民真的造反,你覺得有機會將個馬國破政府給推翻嗎?


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Life is so much harder if you're a drunk. All those lost days hungover, bent over the toilette. I don't drink to get drunk anymore, I still have the occasional beer or two now and then, however, since I stopped getting "drunk" life is a breeze!

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Sorry for the late reply. Been missing in action for the past whole week.

Agreed to the statement. I think that refer to the state of mind when "during" the drunk, it's actually what makes people repeatedly getting drunk 🤣

I was never a beer lover, except do it for the job and social. However, was a chain smoker for decades, and to me beer and cigarettes goes hand in hand. Since I stopped smoking 2 years ago, I've stopped drinking altogether 🤣

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No worries, better late than never. My favorite beers are Organic Samuel Smith Apricot Ale and Strawberry Ale. I also didn't mind a pinch of Tobacco with a bong hit every now and then, nice headrush, but haven't been smoking since when I do I have a tendency to smoke too much and the weed resin can cause me to wheeze a little bit and I got paranoid about that.

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当我醉了,晚上是挺好睡的

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幾十年前的某天喝醉了,第二天躺在身邊的竟然是個男的😂好彩什麼都不記得,大家還穿著衣服,只是吐到滿床滿地🤣 咕咕叫和屁股也沒有特別的“感覺”,應該沒問題🤣

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