The Valley of Goblins

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Welcome to Goblin Valley State Park. The land of rockin' goblins.
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These goblins were created by, you know, nature and stuff. Not people. Nature came along and used wind and water to sort out the harder pieces of sandstone from the softer pieces to make goblin art.
She did a good job, I think.
These ones aren't too goblin-y, but they're pretty.
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I know, I know, you wanna see the goblins.
Ok.
Here.
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You better get out of the way before they squish you like a bug.
(You shouldn't squish bugs, by the way. All things have a right to live.)

Here's Grandma Goblin goin' in for a hug. Look how those little baby goblins are all lined up. Such good kids.
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I think these goblins are hugging, too. Or... something...
Maybe we should give them some privacy.
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I'm not sure what to make of all these goblins. They got some kinky stuff going on. This one's taking a dump.
Everyone is watching.
I feel very uncomfortable.
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Wow.

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I wonder if anyone is reading any of this.
Hopefully not.
Anyhow. I think this is their castle.
The goblin castle.
[Insert David Bowie reference later when you think of something clever.]
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And this is the giant goblin butthole you can climb up and peek through.
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Pilot, you're such a poser.
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There was another dog in the valley, too.
He was yodeling.
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Here's some closeups of goblin wrinkles.
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And some black and white alien planet shots.
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It's not really an alien planet, though. It's just Utah.
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Thanks Utah!
You're always a good time.

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Pilot is so cute… perfect pose 🥰
Such a beautiful landscape @corvidae yes, you could imagine all kinds of figures in the rocks. Especially with a vivid imagination hehehe
Thanks for sharing these beautiful photographs, even in b&w it’s stunning.
Have a great day 👋🏻☀️

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Goblins are a silly sort. Love the commentary. Cute dog.

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Always! I would never miss it. Great photos @corvidae.

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Thank you!! I know some of you read the stuff. :)

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Still waiting for that David Bowie reference. I play a goblin tribal Commander deck for Magic: The Gathering. Red deck. Mountains. Goblins. It seems thematically relevant to this post somehow. I don't have a goblin taking a shit, but I have Goblin Diplomats and Goblin Caves.

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Whoa your goblins are spot on!

How about:
I am the Goblin King, I can do anything!
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That reference will do. That movie still circulates fairly steadily in my library.

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Hi, just passing by to say I love your pics.

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But what the f...

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🤣
I don't know why you're so wtf'd by something as innocent as a rock that looks like someone meditating in lotus position.

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