Always Shave Before going into the Wilds!
It’s 8am, a lovely day and I am out for a marathon explore session in derelict Sheffield.
Always shave before you go out!
Why, because if the cops try and bust you.., you don’t look like a homeless vagrant. The homeless don’t often shave their faces.
There is an ancient vagrancy act going back to 1824. It has also been know to be used by cops to challenge explorers (especially if they are wearing Armani designer clothes).
The arsy ones can be twats at times, especially if they didn't get a shag the night before. Be prepared.
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Hehe. Enjoy your day, it's beautiful here.
It's a hot one, I'm sweating already. Wearing a black t-shirt is probably a bad idea too!
An electric shaver. Are razors illegal here too?! 👊🏼
If you are caught with a sharp blade then woe betide!
I expect even the vagrants have a fancy iPhone these days.
BTW Be sure to put the loo seat down or you may be in trouble ;)
Enjoy all that lovely Lassiecash you earn on this!
Already got earache about that!
Will setting my hair work? I don't shave
Yeah that should work, we didn't meet any vagrants today, or cops.. just a bloke having a dump in the woods.. I didn't know what to say.
I often do not shave my face....
But I still appreciate that babyface of yours 😅
You and @revisesociology are beard gods!
You're just a beard god in disguise!
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You look most civilized :)
Also.
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