Tree-Hugger Rant
I was watching an episode of The Simpsons the other night. It was the one where Lisa camps out atop of Springfield's oldest redwood tree in order to prevent it from being cut down.
(Source: https://giphy.com/gifs/season-12-the-simpsons-12x4-3o6MbkFhewd3yC0bqE)
I started to stew on the idea a little bit... Whatta terrific concept, eh? 😏 You get to camp out in a tree, 100 ft. off the ground, for a good cause -- but most importantly -- what is anyone going to do about it? Cut down the tree? Climb up to try and physically remove you??
The evil CEO of some malicious corporation is on the ground, yelling up at you with his loudspeaker; you just piss on him lol.
(uhhhhhgranted he would probably be more pissed than this gif implies 😅)
(Source: https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/showering-sam-worthington-mack-phillips-the-shack-take-a-shower-gif-18335793)
Some woman is in the middle of her live news report, just whips around like, "Oh my ghawd! 😱"
(Source: https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/news-anchors-shocked-surprise-oh-no-oops-gif-4608743)
"Sir, what are your demands?!" -- points her microphone up at you 100 ft. away.
(Source: https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/news-live-go-interview-challenge-gif-8356332535750552265)
We can barely make out your words as you scream out, "Bring back the popsicles with gummy bugs!!" or some shit...
(Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/8e7r7z/nestle_bug_pops/)