Being Viral and Winterian

Before reading this blog I would like to wish you a happy winter, if you don't understand what winter is, believe me your love is vague. There are some assumptions and superstitions related to winter which I definitely want to clarify now.

• Sickness of Monday ;

After the weekend there occurs a severe nervous break to people who are students especially when they have to spend the whole day on the freezing chair in a cold room. They can't carry their blanket, otherwise the world will see bears attending psychology class .Hmm Brown bear as sunlight in winter gives tanning more than providing vitamin D.

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• Frizz and body currents ;

Also your hair gets extra frizz in the chilling winter breeze. Have you ever felt the current? I get it daily when I take off my winter clothes and caps. I feel the electric current running down in my body.

• They don't belong to me ;

What happens with hands and feet? Hey don't look at them because they look like borrowed ones. People say your looks don't match with your words and In winter your hands and feet don't match with your face.

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• Dryness and lip eaters;

Why do you always put mask on your face, bro there are two reasons for this firstly my extra sensitive nose feels rapid love with cold breeze and starts demonstrating love in the form of sneezing and flu and secondly I am not interested to show you the tectonic patches of dryness around my cheeks and lips. Don't say use lip balm because I always love to eat it when it's in my favorite flavor.

• Troubles of pandas ;

Moving to dressing, why do you resemble more with panda? Because I love to eat lol. Because we both are faster animals another lol. As we both have fat bodies !! hey hey it's called insulation jackets as we are winter sensitive. Pardon me, pandas don't face winter if it's me then it's an exceptional case. My arms look fat as all my sleeves are folded exactly around my elbow so you can hit me there as its non respondent part of my body in winter.

• Burnt taste buds ;

If I tell you about my taste buds bro they all are burnt in winter xd why because I eat and drink everything in boiling form hehe. Being a lover of tea (chai) my mom says it's only the flame which frightened you otherwise you were going to drink boring tea from the cooking pan.

• Touch me Not ;

Don't touch me, I don't have that ethical issue in this case. But if your hands are cold, believe me I will hit you harder than John Cena lol. If your body is warm enough, come have a hug lol I mean virtual one.

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• Embrace and Embarrass ;

Being a girl it's hard to narrate the mood swings that winter and women hood gives. Yesterday I was watching an ad for sanitary pads that said to embrace womanhood. I said embrace winter embarrass women hood. Nothing looks good except the pet who gives you comfort. Being allergic to early sleeps and early wake ups bro I am allergic to humans too, especially during these special winter days.

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• Not yet Romantic;

Last but not the least weeding season bro I request you not to give pain to single people like us by doing this. You both are happy, and romantic for the winter marriages. But think about the people who have to attend your marriages with sleeves and net fabrics. We are forced to attend the marriage. Firstly we have exams and secondly people like me only get depresion vibes from such marriages. I often try to dance but my winter body doesn't get enough heat to shake.