Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #64 🤫

🐊 Crocodile Farmin' Ain't Easy, Flooded Newlyweds, & Discerning Doggie Diners 🐶

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     Nobody ever said crocodile farming was easy, especially when you encounter a CROCODILE FARM DROUGHT. That's exactly what this ASEAN Hiver is dealing with, and the safety and health of his crocs are at stake as he anxiously awaits rainfall.

     Already his crocs have stopped producing milk, and other than croc skin cowboy boots and wallets, crocodile milk was a big portion of his business, so times are quite tough. We all hope things improve and rain falls soon so that this man can get back to milking his crocodiles.

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     Every country has at least a few strange wedding traditions, and this little village in the Philippines is no exception. In this locale NEWLYWEDS CROSS A FLOODED RIVER to test the strength of their love.

     If the flood water washes the bride or groom away, it's believed the marriage will not last a lifetime, so most newlyweds hang onto the handrail with Hulk-like strength in hopes of not letting their partner down.

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     In Malaysia there is a very special DISCERNING DOGGIE DINER, and this canine cuisine judge is none other than the famous (in ASEAN Hive) Uku Chan. It is no secret that he runs the house despite not having a language and being less than a meter tall.

     Every day his dog mom spends hours cooking various dishes, from curries to desserts and more, but Uku Chan is a pickier eater than most human children. If she makes a dish that pleases Uku Chan, this means that it will likely be a hit with guests because Uku Chan's tastes are highly refined.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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