Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #58 🤫

🍝 Strange Culinary Combos, Hat Cakes & Rice-ercise 🎩

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     FRIED CHICKEN & SPAGHETTI is not a dish that Italy is known for, but that's what Jollibee has to offer in Rome, where two ASEAN Hivers found themselves dining on the Filipina version of Ameri-Italian food.

     Legend has it this strange food combo was dreamt up by the slightly mad scientist Dr. Jollibee. Before he stumbled up fried chicken and spaghetti together, thousands of new food combos were tried and failed. One of the worst was supposedly coffee and pickles, something will likely never become a reality.

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     This HAT CAKE caused some major birthday confusion for one youngster. Unsure whether to eat it or attempt to wear it, this boy put his hands up in confusion and culinary awe.

     Luckily this hat cake is one you can both wear and eat due to a revolutionary design that has patented by a tiny little bakery in the Philippines. This cake has two layers, both are edible, but the inner layer is a very dry cake that is strong like biscotti and doesn't break easily.

     This cake/hat can be worn/eaten for up to 3 days if not refrigerated, but if you want one you'll have to catch a flight to the Philippines.

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     RICE-ERCISING is the latest exercise trend sweeping through SE Asia. In the USA crossfit has become a very popular fitness routine, so much so that it turned to a competitive spectator sport.

     This sport involves running a half-marathon in flip-flops while carrying a 25kg sack of dry rice. This sport is very accessible to people in this part of the world because most households have a 25kg sack of rice and flip-flops, the only missing part of the equation is a highly motivated runner.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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