Wednesday, 12/8/21 — Clarksville, TN — Doctor Blight

I don't remember much about Sunday because it rained all day and there was a lot of drinking involved.

The only legible note I have for Monday is as follows:

some asshat drove into the park with subwoofer booming and I hope they die.

Yesterday I said farewell to Tower Rock Campground and drove Yolo McFukitol 92.3 miles to the Super 8 in Clarksville, Tennessee and paid sixty dollars (after AAA discount and sales tax) for a room that had everything I ever would have expected except for a coffee maker. None of the electrical outlets in the main area worked but the one over by the bathroom did so that's where I parked my laptop and my phone and all of my Antminers, and then I got in the shower and stood there for a solid half hour enjoying something I don't get to enjoy very often, and really trying to get my money's worth out of this shithole.

Speaking of shit, breakfast this morning consisted of bad coffee, decent orange juice, 4 different types of middle-shelf cereal, and a few sad little pastries that looked like they were probably rejected day-olds from the gas station across the street. I ate a bowl of Raisin Bran while watching a soap opera on the flatscreen across the dining area that made me briefly wish I was a man powerful enough to have access to the Gold Codes so I could order a nuclear attack on everyone everywhere and end the human race forever. Then I went over to the front desk and asked the flirtatious lady behind it who unfortunately wasn't my type if I could extend my stay another night and she said yes.

I walked 1.2 miles to Target to buy beer because that was the closest beer-buying place I could find that I could walk to without having to cross the main drag at night. While I was there I also bought eggs, potatoes, onions, and automatic transmission fluid to make it look like I wasn't just there to buy a sixer of Space Dust. Pretty sure the cashier saw right through my act, though, and oh my god if she wasn't the prettiest cashier I'd seen in a long time. How come the ones I'm attracted to are never the ones that end up flirting with me?

Number of packs eligible for Doctor Blight airdrop: 3

Number of Doctor Blight cards airdropped: 2

LOL