Monday, 11/22/21 — Tijeras, NM — 462DC1

What an interesting weekend it has been.

I recall waking up in my car on Saturday morning feeling vaguely surprised that I hadn't been harassed by anyone during the night. The trash at that spot was scattered generously in every direction like manna from some benevolent garbage god, and I'm fairly certain the area did not have the law's blessing to be used as a campsite as I was so using it. But I wasn't about to complain about not getting bothered by midnight litterbugs or LEOs; I had better things to do with my day, like make coffee and get back to browsing the Punks on Hive market after the previous evening's triumphant Colby Brandt trade. After making coffee I decided to do some ID sniping and the first ID I went sniping for was 1312. That punk turned out to be Frida Calderon, owned by yabapmatt, so I reached out on Discord, made my offer, he accepted, and just like that, Wham bam thank you Matt, Frida was mine! On Sunday I seem to remember leaving the Sandias and driving a few miles down the road to Tijeras, because if I recall correctly I had discovered that there were dispersed campsites in the area that actually had the law's blessing, and after the last couple days of probably illegal car campin' I was rarin' for a place where I could pitch my tent and not have to worry about anyone watchin' me and/or comin' for me in the night. So to the Sandia Ranger Station and the Tijeras Pueblo archaeological site I went, and if I'm remembering all of my memory recalls correctly I then went right up into the Manzanita Mountains to 462DC1 where I planted my bright orange flag of annexation that just so happens to double as my bright orange tent directly into the ground, and then I went running and took a picture of an abandoned pickup truck and went back to camp and took a hobo bath with a bar of soap and a gallon jug of warm water which up until I'd boiled half of it had been entirely cold. It's Monday now and I can't stop thinking about the trailcam I just found. Did it see me plant my bright orange flag of annexation yesterday? Did it watch me as I took my hobo bath in what I thought was totally wild privacy? Did it come the same time I came when I was jerking off into the weeds right beneath the tree in which it rested? Does it like that? Does it like getting fucked like that? Does it like getting fucked right in the face with a hammer like that? I hope so cause it's time for you to get hammered right in your fuckin face you miserable little piece of trailcam shit.

My, what an interesting weekend it has been!